Obama's 2015 Presidential Limo Confirmed to be a Mazda Miata

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04/20/2014 at 17:42 • Filed to: WHY?

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Sources have told Oppo that the United States President's new vehicle of choice for state occasions is a Mazda Miata. A source inside the security industry deems this "entirely stupid", whereas the Secret Service stands by its raison d'etre of light weight, good fuel economy, and low cost.

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Kinja'd!!! TheBaron2112 > Cebu
04/20/2014 at 17:45

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So much as I know Miata is always the answer, we know what happened the last time a presidential limo was a convertible...


Kinja'd!!! Bandit > Cebu
04/20/2014 at 17:46

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Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Cebu
04/20/2014 at 17:47

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Once all the armor, bulletproof glass, and telecommunications is added, that little motor probably wouldn't be capable of moving it. At all.


Kinja'd!!! TheBaron2112 > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
04/20/2014 at 17:48

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LS swap.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > TheBaron2112
04/20/2014 at 17:49

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Better be a Diesel or the EPA will be all up in arms!


Kinja'd!!! Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > Bandit
04/20/2014 at 17:57

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Kinja'd!!! Alex B > TheBaron2112
04/20/2014 at 18:21

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It will force Mazda to make a Miata coupe!


Kinja'd!!! M54B30 > Cebu
04/20/2014 at 19:11

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another reason to never get one